YouTube Comments

Such a cesspool of illiteracy, misogyny, racism, idiocy, hatred, violence, barbarism, intolerance and general lack of humanity has not been seen since the middle ages.

Youtube comments, approach with caution lest you wish to be stripped of all that makes you human. The unreputable proof that there has been no evolution, god made us retarded.

by Sanitykiller January 2, 2010

YouTube Comments

A greater reflection of the average Global IQ

Viewer 1: "OMG Scroll down to the YouTube Comments".
Viewer 2: "Nah I still have some hope left for humanity, don't wanna lose it"

by RussyMartinez January 30, 2018

community builder

An event that is thought to increase social interaction but instead people get wasted af.
What is really being built is the amount of alcohol in people’s bodies.

My roommate and I are hosting a community builder in our dorm room before we go out tonight. Come stop by. No plus ones allowed.

by Chelsealynnfield June 15, 2018

go commit lego step

the absolute worst way to kill someone.
once saying this phrase,

a person will suddenly be forced to step on a lego and then get pulled into the shadow realm.

person 1: you suck
person 2: go commit lego step
person 1: oh god ow! that lego hurts. oh god wait what aaaaa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by DON'T CLICK. October 2, 2020

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?

Sir, I said it, sir!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

by JSSRocket July 26, 2020

the common

a favorite hangout for the pseudo gangsters

pseudo gangster: yo, man, i feel mad boss standin next to the WWII monument on the common

by j-rob mad fresh April 14, 2010

Communifake

The act of pretending to be texting, or talking on the cell phone in front of people. To look cool

Every time Zack came down from the elevator he would have his hands in his pocket and magically his phone would ring. In front of everyone sitting in the lobby, he would communifake to look as if he was busy and important and start off his pretend conversation with,,, WHATS UP MAN!!

by moozing February 23, 2009