Comeback-ing truly is an artform. Attempted by many, mastered by few, it is art of quickly replying to an insult with and even better insult. To conquer the skill of the comeback there are 2 skils necessary; Quick wit and originality.
Pimpely faced person: Hey!
Loser idiot boy: Omg! have you heard of Pro-Activ?
Pimpely faced person: It's a part of growing up, not that you would know!
Random guy who pops up: Snap Crackle and Pop!
guy: Yo mamma is so fat she is like a whale! hahaha
other witter guy: Yo mamma's so fat i burnt my ass on the light when i was fucking her last night!
Guy: ... *punches other witter guy in balls to try and prove his manlyness after being completly owned*
A few weeks later....
Guy: yo mammas so fat i burnt my ass on the light last night when i was fucking her
other wittier guy: Dude, if i wanted my own comeback i'd wipe it off your mums face!
Guy: ...
Other wittier guy: *runs away because he doesnt want to get hit in the balls again and unlike the other guy he learns from his previuos experiences*
Loser idiot boy: Omg! have you heard of Pro-Activ?
Pimpely faced person: It's a part of growing up, not that you would know!
Random guy who pops up: Snap Crackle and Pop!
guy: Yo mamma is so fat she is like a whale! hahaha
other witter guy: Yo mamma's so fat i burnt my ass on the light when i was fucking her last night!
Guy: ... *punches other witter guy in balls to try and prove his manlyness after being completly owned*
A few weeks later....
Guy: yo mammas so fat i burnt my ass on the light last night when i was fucking her
other wittier guy: Dude, if i wanted my own comeback i'd wipe it off your mums face!
Guy: ...
Other wittier guy: *runs away because he doesnt want to get hit in the balls again and unlike the other guy he learns from his previuos experiences*
by e-foshizzle March 14, 2008
Get the comeback mug.A great concept band, with some moving lyrics and great riffs. Makes "Conecpt albums" like Pink Floyd's The Wall and they remind me of Rush.
Not only does there music tell a story, the lead singer, Claudio Sanchez, is writing an intricate graphic novel, revealing the story of Coheed and Cambria.
The members of Coheed and Cambria don't wish to be known as "That sweet emo band" or "that ace prog rock", they are just rockin out.
Synonym of: incredible, sweet, Jesus
Not only does there music tell a story, the lead singer, Claudio Sanchez, is writing an intricate graphic novel, revealing the story of Coheed and Cambria.
The members of Coheed and Cambria don't wish to be known as "That sweet emo band" or "that ace prog rock", they are just rockin out.
Synonym of: incredible, sweet, Jesus
Andrew: Man, In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth is like the most Uber song.
Me: Yeah dude, Man your own jackhammer
Andrew: Man your battlestations
Me: You can't sing like Claudio Sanchez can.
Andrew: I know...
Me: Yeah dude, Man your own jackhammer
Andrew: Man your battlestations
Me: You can't sing like Claudio Sanchez can.
Andrew: I know...
by Robert, a big fan January 15, 2005
Get the Coheed and Cambria mug.An attempt to shut up a loud bitch who will only yell at you becuase she thinks she won't get hit/has some big boyfriend to protect her.
One of the first lines in Way Of The Gun, delivered by Ryan Phillippe to some loud-mouth cunt yelling at him from behind her boyfiend. He then punches her in the goddamn dome.
One of the first lines in Way Of The Gun, delivered by Ryan Phillippe to some loud-mouth cunt yelling at him from behind her boyfiend. He then punches her in the goddamn dome.
Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey fucker, get your slippery fucking ass of the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass!
Parker: Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!
Parker: Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!
by Way Of The Gun fan July 30, 2008
Get the shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head mug.Coheed Kilgannon, a fictional character in the comic book series written by Claudio Sanchez of the band "Coheed and Cambria."
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Get the come original mug.by Yehann September 17, 2009
Get the Now come here mug.Used to act incredulous and deflect blame when you're called out for being corrupt, an asshole and a liar.
Hey Joe, there's actually a video tape of you admitting to blackmailing the Ukrainians.
O come on man, that has been totally debunked. my homies already said it didn't happen.
O come on man, that has been totally debunked. my homies already said it didn't happen.
by Maskolicism October 23, 2020
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