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How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?

How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is approximately 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.
How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is an approximate 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.
by Seanbeepbot October 31, 2022
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cement mixer

In baseball, when a pitcher throws a slider that doesn't break and hangs in the trike zone. It becomes an easily hitable pitch.
The reliever threw a cement mixer and the hitter crushed it for a grand slam.
by Granny Smith November 19, 2012
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An attempt to shut up a loud bitch who will only yell at you becuase she thinks she won't get hit/has some big boyfriend to protect her.
One of the first lines in Way Of The Gun, delivered by Ryan Phillippe to some loud-mouth cunt yelling at him from behind her boyfiend. He then punches her in the goddamn dome.
Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey fucker, get your slippery fucking ass of the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass!
Parker: Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!
by Way Of The Gun fan July 30, 2008
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come original

To create new, original styles of music; to come full range.
by Torch October 21, 2003
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Now come here

A phrase used after someone says something stupid so you can slap them upside the head.
by Yehann September 17, 2009
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Come on man

Used to act incredulous and deflect blame when you're called out for being corrupt, an asshole and a liar.
Hey Joe, there's actually a video tape of you admitting to blackmailing the Ukrainians.
O come on man, that has been totally debunked. my homies already said it didn't happen.
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