morse cold

Temperatures so low that they cause uncontrollable chattering of the teeth, resulting in a sound like old Morse code transmissions.

Abe: It's fuh-fuh-fuh-FREEZING!

Ben: I know. You've been sending that message on morse cold since we got here.

by Doc Jargon August 29, 2009

Cold as tits

When the tempratures so cold you can see your tits grow, its cold as tits

hey dude i live in minnesota
really hows the weather
it's cold as tits!

by sa23232miam November 11, 2011

Cold Velvet

When you use a popsicle to sexually stimulate another person.

Dude, i had the best Cold Velvet last night with that slut Mikayla!

by MoldyTwinkees September 6, 2009

fuck cold

When it's really fucking cold.

Chicago in January can be fuck cold.

by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006

cold lampin'

Tapping into the electrical wires of a street light to power DJ and MC equipment, and sound system, for the use of underground hip-hop performances and battles.

This term was popularized by the Flavor Flav / Public Enemy song of the same name, but since the term is not defined in the song, many assume the phrase to have other meanings.

"Aiyyo, power from the street light made the place dark!
I know a few understand what I’m talkin’ about"
- Mos Def (refering to the practice of cold lampin')

by HoWheels February 19, 2007

Fucking cold

When it is so cold,usually outside, that you can't think of something witty to say. Or when you can't think of another way to describe the temperature.

"MAN, ITS.. (PAUSE)...FUCKING COLD"

by Mommyof2wifeyof1 January 4, 2017

cold tea

Refers to the practice of receiving alcohol (particularly beer) after legal serving hours. Specifically a practice in Toronto, in Chinatown. Generic and common brand beer is served in a teapot, so as to avoid detection from the authorities

It's 3 am, you're drunk and want to keep drinking. Head to Spadina, wander around Chinatown, walk into New Po King and order cold tea. Molson Canadian gets served to you in a teapot.

by c. in the t. November 8, 2005