Person 1: I have to work a double today. My coworker called out.
Person 2: He does that all the time. What a cod smoker.
Person 2: He does that all the time. What a cod smoker.
by YankeesIsTrash July 11, 2017
COD cramp is the result of playin COD for so long your hands seize up. and you cant open your hands.
The time it takes to clear varies on the players stamina and length of time spent playing.
The time it takes to clear varies on the players stamina and length of time spent playing.
dude can you undo my flies i need a piss but i cant let go of the controller
haha noway dude looks like you have COD cramp
haha noway dude looks like you have COD cramp
by davendave February 05, 2010
My Man Rod Cod is so cool that his name is even cool like nobody can be as cool as Rod Cod. Plus he's the best cod player in the world he sniped me with a tomahawk from across the new year.
by urbanLicker February 19, 2019
when having sex on a hot day and your nuts are slapping her on the ass , like whipping her with a fish by the tail
by the lasher March 14, 2014
Dipshit who thinks they'd make an excellent soldier because they play Call of Duty, when in reality, they wash out of basic training. Definitely wouldn't last two seconds in the Real Military... Maybe Air Force tho...
Dick: Dude, I'm kick ass at call of duty!!! I should totally join the military
Fred: No way in hell they're going to take a Pussy ass CoD marine like you. You wouldn't last two seconds in the Army, Marines, Navy, Or coast guard... Maybe the Air Force tho...
Fred: No way in hell they're going to take a Pussy ass CoD marine like you. You wouldn't last two seconds in the Army, Marines, Navy, Or coast guard... Maybe the Air Force tho...
by Major Woody February 24, 2014
by ilovebronie February 01, 2011
When you start off foreplay by eating lutefisk and climax by shitting on the back of her head while pinning her arms down with your knees and tickling her stomach so that her legs flop like a cods tail.
While at a hostel in Norway, my friend gave a girl a cod steamer. She went in as a blonde and left as a fishy smelling brunette.
by Huntsville Hammered News October 24, 2020