cod marine

Dipshit who thinks they'd make an excellent soldier because they play Call of Duty, when in reality, they wash out of basic training. Definitely wouldn't last two seconds in the Real Military... Maybe Air Force tho...

Dick: Dude, I'm kick ass at call of duty!!! I should totally join the military

Fred: No way in hell they're going to take a Pussy ass CoD marine like you. You wouldn't last two seconds in the Army, Marines, Navy, Or coast guard... Maybe the Air Force tho...

by Major Woody March 2, 2014

cod lashing

when having sex on a hot day and your nuts are slapping her on the ass , like whipping her with a fish by the tail

i gave her a good cod lashing last night

by the lasher April 21, 2014

COD T-Bag

When you kill someone in Call of Duty in an exceptional manner and the coast is clear, so you repeatedly crouch and stand above their body to simulate a t-bag in celebration.

Yes! Headshot! *Checks surroundings* Aight, COD T-Bag time!!!! *Walks to dead body* *Crouch stand crouch stand crouch stand* That was awesome!

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by 6DI9 April 10, 2015

Cod Smoker

Slang from New England used as a replacement to using the term "cock sucker."

Person 1: I have to work a double today. My coworker called out.
Person 2: He does that all the time. What a cod smoker.

by YankeesIsTrash July 12, 2017

cod steamer

When you start off foreplay by eating lutefisk and climax by shitting on the back of her head while pinning her arms down with your knees and tickling her stomach so that her legs flop like a cods tail.

While at a hostel in Norway, my friend gave a girl a cod steamer. She went in as a blonde and left as a fishy smelling brunette.

by Huntsville Hammered News October 23, 2020

Cod Vanguard

Unbalanced game from a company that put his dick in your ass and wants money for this piece of shit

If you are pissed about multiplayer or zombies in Cod Vanguard. Just get some help...

by SniperloverGER November 21, 2021

cod liver oil

A seven-letter word: torture. It's usually forced by parents in order to have their kids get the vitamin A they need for them to grow. It instead tastes like urine when the liquid form is taken.

I was forced to take cod liver oil for a few years, and it was absolute torture. Thankfully I do not need to do this anymore.

by The Real Driller September 23, 2022