cockeye

It's the pink eye you get after giving a nasty guy a hand/blow job.

Girl 1: Oh my god, how'd you get pink eye?!
Girl 2: It's not pink eye, I gave Tony a hand job.
Girl 1: Eww his nasty dick gave you cockeye!

by Scarlet Jones March 21, 2005

Cockshake

Male Masterbation
Male Semen

Going for a cockshake.

Gave her a drink of my double choc chip cockshake.

spilt my cockshake over my new trousers.

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 1, 2008

cockshot

The sound a penis makes just as it's coming, like a gunshot.

"Woah! That was one loud cockshot, I think we woke the neighbours up!"

by Alex December 9, 2003

cocksaw

The Act of melting or squashing something using men stacked belly to back, face down in speedo's, while other men use the stacked men's arms and legs as the ends of a saw by pulling them back and forth in a sawing motion, resulting in a cocksaw.

Jack hid the key's to the guy's cars in a block of ice, telling them the only way to get it is to perfom the dreaded cocksaw.

by D & H January 10, 2008

Cockeyed

When you shoot a load in your significant others eye ( the same eye ) everytime you have sex and she has to go to the Dr. and explain to them why she is having issues.

I cockeyed her a few times, the Dr. laughed then gave her a prescription

by Ham_Samich May 19, 2022

Fat cocks

Wrong! Wrong idiot.

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by Hym Iam March 19, 2023

Whos COcks in Jon's Mouth??

SaSanta Clause...Santa Clause...Santa Clause...Santa Clause...is cumming in Jon's Toof. Jiggle Wiggle Squiggle COck!..Jon Bang with 3 whole Cocks and a Sock!...Tickly my toofy, he watches I love Lucy.. He has Worms!

5yr old Punk: I stuck my Pee-Pee in Jon's Mouth Twice b4 he saw me! *Smiles*

Jon: * He overhears the boy and Giggles *


Umm Feg?

by HUMPALITTLEVANIJA April 20, 2005