The true identity of a fictional character that likes to go by the name of Asia Argento in a light novel/anime series known as Highschool DxD
“Do you want to attack me?”
Buchou spoke as if she had seen through my heart. As usual it seemed like my thoughts were easy to read.
“If Cockblock wasn't here, I may have been attacked… seems like during our time alone…”
Buchou spoke as if she had seen through my heart. As usual it seemed like my thoughts were easy to read.
“If Cockblock wasn't here, I may have been attacked… seems like during our time alone…”
by Wubbadu June 7, 2016
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Jeremy: You were trying to get with Devyn, you should be thanking me!
Johan: Yeah i guess it was a loving cockblock
Jeremy: You were trying to get with Devyn, you should be thanking me!
Johan: Yeah i guess it was a loving cockblock
by KJDubs September 28, 2011
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The act of doing something so incredibly stupid while trying to get with a girl that it ruins your chances with said female.
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Auto-Cockblock Asphyxiation:
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At the party, Mark was hooking up with this girl. When he tried to ask her to come back to his place, he couldn't remember her name. She got so pissed, she stormed off. He totally auto-cockblock asphyxiated himself!
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Everything was going great with Lauren untill we got in the cab. We were making out in the back for a few minutes when all of the sudden I got the spins real bad from all of those tequila shots. I tried to hold it back, but I threw up all over her. Now she won't answer any of my calls or texts. I completely auto-cockblock asphyxiated myself!
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At the party, Mark was hooking up with this girl. When he tried to ask her to come back to his place, he couldn't remember her name. She got so pissed, she stormed off. He totally auto-cockblock asphyxiated himself!
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Everything was going great with Lauren untill we got in the cab. We were making out in the back for a few minutes when all of the sudden I got the spins real bad from all of those tequila shots. I tried to hold it back, but I threw up all over her. Now she won't answer any of my calls or texts. I completely auto-cockblock asphyxiated myself!
by bar terminology October 18, 2011
Get the Auto-Cockblock Asphyxiation mug.When a males penis is permanently locked in the upright position. Prevelent in frequent users of Viagra.
by The Flying Filipino November 14, 2005
Get the Cockalocktia mug.A male or female who constantly stares at the groin region of all males who are within visual range.
You enter a bar with a friend you notice a particularly ugly woman staring at your package.You turn to your friend and say "Damn I wish that skank would quit getting cocklock on me"
by Maddoe September 25, 2004
Get the Cocklock mug.Jace, a character from the show Shadowhunters, constantly cockblocks the most shipped couple, Malec.
Malec = Alec (Jace's best friend and adopted brother) and Magnus (mystical warlock)
Malec = Alec (Jace's best friend and adopted brother) and Magnus (mystical warlock)
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