hey, what are your plans for tonight?? Well about 9:00, I'm gonna watch some porn for about an hour, then a little kleenex clean up, have a smoke, and then its off to bed for me!!
by doc hargrove August 16, 2006
Get the kleenex clean up mug.masturbation to prevent the pipes from clogging, which can lead to the back up of sperm that flows directly to the brain causing awkward sexual advances, undue violence, and masturbation in creative and sometimes inappropriate places.
I should clean the pipes before that date tonight.
For sure! You don't want to be going for the kiss before the bread even gets there.
For sure! You don't want to be going for the kiss before the bread even gets there.
by t freezy August 13, 2011
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When a woman's breasts are busting out of her shirt, the cleavage is the size of a Pontiac Bonneville.
AJ: OMG! Did you see Britney's cleavage on tv?
Devin: Ya man, she had some Bonneville Cleavage goin'on.
Devin: Ya man, she had some Bonneville Cleavage goin'on.
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Get the Cleamon mug.A sex move where the man rubs peroxide instead of lube on the condom and penetrates his partner's anal in attempt to clean and purify the impurities of the anal.
by SnakeBiter October 5, 2009
Get the Mr. Clean mug.Shower/Bath: Take a shower or bath often.
Hair Care: Take care of your hair.
Look: Present yourself in a flattering way.
Brush your teeth: Use all dental hygiene tools.
Your Smell: Be aware of your body odor.
Posture: Develop good posture.
Body Language: Watch your body language.
Nasty!: Don't come across as nasty.
Hair Care: Take care of your hair.
Look: Present yourself in a flattering way.
Brush your teeth: Use all dental hygiene tools.
Your Smell: Be aware of your body odor.
Posture: Develop good posture.
Body Language: Watch your body language.
Nasty!: Don't come across as nasty.
You are Clean Cut Appearance when you are not wearing holes in your clothes, and you have fresh breath, and nice neat hair.
by Bonkers_20 May 2, 2011
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Guy: Hey man, are you single?
Other guy: Nah. I have a girlfriend.
Guy: That's too bad, man, you could really clean up.
Other guy: Nah. I have a girlfriend.
Guy: That's too bad, man, you could really clean up.
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