Not my monkey, not my circus

Not my problem and I don't f*ing care anyways.
Use the phrase not my monkey, not my circus when someone asks you for example, your opinion about Nostradamus or other meaningless, to you, nonsense. The phrase was first used by this guy Gavi who once worked with me.
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Best used to describe a very chaotic noisy scene, when it is quite clearly silent, calm and tranquil
You walk into the doctors waiting room, and it is clearly very quiet, but you can't help but grab your head in agony and say with the poshest English accent you can imagine:

"Crikey! It's like a Piccadilly Circus in here!!!"
by gypsymadonna January 18, 2013
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The United States of America's 46th President and his staff.
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Sleepy Joe's Flip Flop Circle Back Circus is a complete train wreck.
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circused

"you're fucking circused stop shitting on my lawn"
by Casterbaster April 03, 2021
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Circusitis

A sickness that causes you to transform into a clown. Affects children of all ages.
Hermes: I think I'm coming down with Circusitis.
Leela: I thought Circusitis only affected children.
Hermes: Children of all ages.
by OctopusSandwich July 12, 2010
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circusized

When a peaceful outdoor moment is cut short by some idiot singling you out to show off their skills in juggling, unicycling or similar.
Mary was enjoying spending a sunny lunchtime on a park bench, with a book & a sandwich until it was circusized by some moron coming over to her by pulling himself on an invisible string then fishing balls out of his stupid beret and juggling. Mary wished they hadn't sited the performing arts centre so close to the park.
by aspwitch May 05, 2010
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