A sexual escapade that traditionally consists of a large, sexually pleasing dick coupled with two lesser dicks in a gangbang. The lesser dicks are traditionally discarded after the fact, and usually belong to “fuck boys“. The larger, more sexually pleasing deck typically belongs to an ethnic man, usually of African-American descent given the average length and girth of their appendages. Most women typically use this maneuver to try out multiple men at the same time to determine who is worthy of keeping in the long run. Ultimately, despite the two lesser penises, the larger penis is so satisfying that it can be compared to a gourmet meal of meat.
Girls, you will not believe the chateaubriand I had last night — one giant black dick and two small Jewish ones. A night to remember. Guess which guy I’m calling back tomorrow…
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by yaboifresh December 17, 2021
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Yo, did you hear about The Situation? Mike got smooshed by Snooki and JWow… talk about a Chateaubriand!
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Get the chylers.gal mug.Chyrel is of French and English origins. The meaning of Chyrel is 'beloved', 'friend', and 'love'. Its Greek definition is 'cherry fruit' and 'green gemstone'. Other meanings of Chyrel are 'bright,' 'darling,' and 'charity'.
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Most of the time I think internet wars are stupid, but this is the second one I’ve actually partook in.
In 2021, I fought on the side of the furries in the FvG war. Yeah fuck me because I like talking animals boohoo.
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The war started in September when an emetophile entered an emetophobic space and began saying “Me always wanting to be sick” like- what’s with the caveman grammar??
While some aspects of these two sides are similar, for instance commonly having Rocky from BFDI as a comfort character, their conflicting interests make them oppose each other.
Most of the time I think internet wars are stupid, but this is the second one I’ve actually partook in.
In 2021, I fought on the side of the furries in the FvG war. Yeah fuck me because I like talking animals boohoo.
Now, I’m fighting on the side of the emetophobes.
The war started in September when an emetophile entered an emetophobic space and began saying “Me always wanting to be sick” like- what’s with the caveman grammar??
I partook in the 2023 Chyme War. I am terrified of the possibility of one single fuckin technicolour yawn and yet these people think it’s HOT.
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