Chunky Tomato Bisque

When you bang instantly after giving birth.

Wow that delivery was tough, but I'm definitely ready for a Chunky Tomato Bisque!

by Johnny LaDouché December 12, 2017

chunky dick snot

A humorous slang term for "semen."

Is your chocolate starfish ready for my chunky dick snot?

by Clit Eatswood December 16, 2005

chunky monkey

One who drinks to the point of reguratation.

It took two hours to clean my car seats after the CHUN_KEY_MON_EEE went drinking with us.

by Anonymous August 24, 2003

Chunky snow dragon

When a woman snowballs you (I.e pretends to swallow your cum and spits it back into your mouth when she kisses you) and it backfires as you thereafter projectile into her open mouth. The resultant mixture is a combination of cum and vomit.

Claire: Ah I tried to snowball Anthony last night but it backfired and he gave me a chunky snow dragon!!!
Olivia: ah no ways, the same thing happened to me last night!!

by abbbabababababa October 8, 2018

chunky ass rocket

Being force fed Mentos while butt-chugging Coca-Cola

My little brother's birthday party was vastly improved when my mom did a chunky ass rocket in the driveway!

by Chubby Bubba November 30, 2019

chunky beef stew

The slew of afterbirth, placenta, slack rope, vaginal secretions, or apple juice that comes out of a pregnant woman's vagina after a man makes bonding sex with her.

Person 1: "Did you see all those stains on Tim's bedding?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it looked like chunky beef stew."
Person 1: "That explains Dana's sudden loss of weight."

by fagmuffin February 23, 2005

Chunky Moo-moo

Used for a chic/woman who is fat.

What a chunky Moo-moo!

by Rogers123 December 9, 2008