cooked crack

when something is very cool or back in style.

Yo did you see the new vintage Jordans? Them shits is back like cooked crack

by Mary J.J. September 24, 2005

crooked

1. Of the non-straight quality.
2. To be or act gay.
3. To like someone of the same sex

1. The way she dresses makes her look crooked.
2. Yeah, I am crooked, are you?

by Alexis February 21, 2005

cooked

1. A slang phrase used to describe someone out of the ordinary

2. Someone especially violent

1. Some cooked man ran up to us earlier and showed us his purple headed custard chucker

2. I wouldn't stare at him, hes cooked

by Dr Dock December 1, 2003

Cooked-Her-Steak

to have rough sex with a woman.

- I went to my girlfriends house and Cooked-Her-Steak
- I stuck my meat in my wife's oven and Cooked-Her-Steak

by AK47488 July 26, 2012

cooked

To insult or make fun of a physical feature, may it be clothing, your face or body parts.

Irby, yo ugly ass jus got cooked up sumin' nice biatch

by Zarin October 18, 2008

I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit!

What happens when you see/watch/do/hear something obscenely funny

Me- so, what did you think of my jokes?

Shawn B.- I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit!

Me- Wow, thanks!

by RatchetBoo June 1, 2003

crooked

It means Gay. You see... A non gay person is straight. So then a gay person would have to be crooked.

man i be walking at the mall just chillin when my crooked cuzins cum up and ruin my happiness

by Sum1SUmwehere June 10, 2003