de-chap

1. Leaving one’s pants behind after roadside sex.

2. A quasi-violent homosexual act involving a silver spur, a man virgina, and sour skittles. Requires pringle claw.

Tim completely de-chapped somewhere between Pinto Ranch and Hatchet Resort.

by Brokeback 2.0 October 12, 2018

Chap

A chap in prison is a measuring tool. A chap stick lid is used to measure drugs, so inmates ask for a "chap of weed {Marijuana}" or a "chap of ice {Methamphetamine}".

Hey man can you send me a chap of Ice I can send you 100 Walmart to Walmart.

by S455R525 May 15, 2016

Chap

Noun. Word used to describe massive poo.

I went to the toilet this morning and had a steaming chap punch throw my anus

by Savage Savant February 16, 2022

Chap

Over with, done for

The squirrel was chap after he ran in front of the car.

by Janetbabyyy November 8, 2020

chaps my tits

A situation that irritates a woman beyond belief.

Michelle: It really chaps my tits when there is a line at Starbucks.

by Slack Master January 25, 2018

Chap

An extraordinary and dashingly handsome person.

Hot girl: My god, that chap is an absolute SnAk.

by Arcticuano February 20, 2020

Chap of the year

A chap who has exceeded expectations, for one and for all. And has done his utmost into fostering the chap ecosystem to be involved and to thrive, aka Dan Brennan

That dan guy really is "chap of the year"

by thetruthsayingguyperson March 24, 2023