Calancea's effect

When the internet connection is too slow, it because there is a guy on the same network who is downloading 3 GB file/movie/package.

Your friend: Damn, the internet is so slow, I can't even open Youtube.
You: Bro, it's Calancea's effect, let's find and beat this guy.

by dr4605 March 26, 2018

Catlynh

She is a beautiful girl. She loves to eat many types of food. She can be wild at times. She might have a bad first impression on you but if you grow closer her she will love you. She'll act cold sometimes but when you melt away the cold outer shell she is a sweet and loving panda bear.

Catlynh: Hi

Other Human: Hello, how are you.

Catlynh : go away

other Human: Aww ok

Two years later...

Catlynh: HAY BUDDY *finger guns*

BFF: HAY DUDE *finger guns*

by Tubby+Bull June 17, 2018

Cahlan

He/She is a smart, loving, and understanding person. Cahlan also LOVES to play "Fortnite".

Who else's name is Cahlan?

by Yeeters MY Teeters November 4, 2018

Caelán

Coolest cook, tasty as can be. Irish name for coolest guy.

Hey C. Make some of that Pasta we had last time. I wanna be Caelán. I dream of him

by daerdre December 19, 2018

calantry

Any soul that has to live with Stevie ..

poor person is in need of a calantry medal for having to live with that grumpy git

by Smulgrew July 21, 2019

calantry

a form of galantry, usually due to someone having to deal with a cunt, and hence the g is replaced with a c

ohh unlucky but at least u handeled that calantry

by Smulgrew July 21, 2019

Catalanche

Describing a cat falling spasticly from a high place.

That catalanche broke some of my favorite china dishes!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019