calko

if someone says something stupid that does not make sense.

Friend: I had sex with her and she didnt liked it and then i married my dog.

Me: AHHHHHH Calko

Friend: dats calko

by Permanentmood January 22, 2019

Calko

calko means when you do something stupid that does not make sense.

Friend: bro i took a cool picture from you, post it!
Me: really?? Show me
Friend: i didnt saved it
Me: AHHH thats calko

by Permanentmood February 4, 2019

Calm your goats

To tell a person to calm down or to relax.

Jeff said calm your goats to Martha when she was starting to get mad.

by Toeatcake May 21, 2019

Calboy1704

A controversial but influential (to some), professional vaper. Calboy1704 is callum brown is a full time vaper and has been for around 7 months, he’s known around posh ends like oaks and tonbridge for dealing vaper to underage kids.

I just hit up calboy1704, he getting me a vape tomorrow bruv

by Calboy1704 October 30, 2019

Calhoun Highschool

absolute garbage, horrible teachers, horrible peers, and kids who vape and do heroin in the school bathroom

Kid 1:“yo did you hear about Jeff he goes to Calhoun Highschool”
Kid 2: “holy shit i feel so bad...”

by MrJimmyMan March 6, 2020

calm down ron

What Harry saids to Ron: CALM DOWN RON

Ron: SHUT UP MALFOY.
Harry: CALM DOWN RON

by shemalethemight January 4, 2021

calm down ron

What Ron says when he is angry at Malfoy: SHUT UP MALFOY.
What Harry saids to Ron: CALM DOWN RON

Ron: SHUT UP MALFOY.
Harry: CALM DOWN RON

by shemalethemight January 4, 2021