Alright calm down John

You should continue to be even more racist

In response to, “ How I be looking at the Auschwitz guard when he tries to cremate me in the dollar store oven (the chimney is not even attached to the building)”

Alright calm down John

by Moloch hatin schizo October 31, 2022

Calm your tits

When someone gets excited, upset, angry over anything calm ur tits is the perfect response to almost anything.

Damn Daniel calm your tits we will be there in 5 minutes.

by Lunalove1432 January 5, 2022

Woah woah calm down jamal

Don't say this to a gangster with a 9mm or they will gun u down on the spot

Woah woah calm down Jamal don't pull ot the 9mm

by Ayohow you doinjamal May 26, 2022

Calm

The way a mentally challenged person says cool.

"Hey, I got us tickets for the concert next week."
"Calm!"
"Oh, you're retarded. Never mind."

by CharlieRashi December 14, 2021

calm-stressed

A confused state of mind

"Calm down!"
"I am calm. CALM-STRESSED!"

by Shanisa November 16, 2021

Calm

A stupid fucking way of confirming that they will show up to an event.

Person A: hey so we're all going to the bowling alley on Saturday?

Person B: yep I'll be there

Person C: calm

Person A: Person C your uninvited

by daddypaddy October 20, 2021

Calm

Cool, nice or awesome

Have you seen my boy's drip. It's calm.

by Old man Fowler October 21, 2021