Calm Cap

When something is calm and of the usual but also not true or just plainly, false.

Yo mayn i jus fucked 12 bitches in the aah but they allll legal so it’s calm cap.

by Dantheman123 December 23, 2020

Calm

Max isn’t the definition of calm
They’re always so calm
Like legit very calm

Woah, that’s so max, calm as can be.

by hellagAyboi January 14, 2018

woah calm down jamal dont pull out the 9 haha

Calming a person with african american ethnicity as a joke.

Tyrone: "I'm going to brutally end your life!"
Jake: "woah calm down jamal dont pull out the 9 haha!"
Tyrone: "Thanks for calming me down man! I really appreciate it!"

by TheWorldo June 14, 2023

calm your fire

To slow down ; comfort ; extinguish negative emotions

Let me be your remedy Let me calm your fire

by Murda Edition December 18, 2022

CALM

4th album of an australian band called 5 seconds of summer. the album is lyricly and musicly a masterpiece. the album's name is from each band member's name's first letter. C(alum) A(shton) L(uke) M(ichael). stream CALM.

person 1: HEY DUDE YA HEARD DIS??
person 2: heard what bruh
person 1: THIS ALBUM IS FIRE MAN
person 2: what album?
person 1: CALM BY 5SOS

by gyozo June 2, 2020

calm baked

Wjen you calm and baked
at the same time

"Bro im so calm and baked at the same time!"

"Thats what happens when you get high. Its called calm baked"
"Thats rightous man!"

by Baileys.high.rn December 18, 2015

I'm the calm

Used by English speakers in the region of Balkan on the European continent. It expresses a response to "calm down" instruction.

Used by my friend TitanBlast / Antony1060 and probably by many other Balkan users.

Expressed in high frustration when someone gets called out for not being calm. Example: "I'M THE CALM!!!"

by TitanBlast April 27, 2021