calm

When something is not good, but funny.

“Evan just shat his brains out”

“Lmao that’s calm”

by calmalana January 19, 2021

calm rage

When someone gets to the state of calm rage just leave them alone and if your the person who is their reason of calm rage

Run for your life

Guy 1 to guy 2 “FYI if you beat guy 3 in the soccer match he gets calm rage”

Guy 2”what’s calm rage”

Guy 1”you’ll find out”

by Pogger_person April 12, 2021

Mad calm

To be super chill, laid back, not much to say, real calm, too calm.

Kim was "MAD CALM" when those cops showed up about Christian.

by Moo-moo$ April 15, 2021

I'm the calm

Used by English speakers in the region of Balkan on the European continent. It expresses a response to "calm down" instruction.

Used by my friend TitanBlast / Antony1060 and probably by many other Balkan users.

Expressed in high frustration when someone gets called out for not being calm. Example: "I'M THE CALM!!!"

by TitanBlast April 27, 2021

calm-stressed

A confused state of mind

"Calm down!"
"I am calm. CALM-STRESSED!"

by Shanisa November 16, 2021

Calm

A stupid fucking way of confirming that they will show up to an event.

Person A: hey so we're all going to the bowling alley on Saturday?

Person B: yep I'll be there

Person C: calm

Person A: Person C your uninvited

by daddypaddy October 20, 2021

Calm

Cool, nice or awesome

Have you seen my boy's drip. It's calm.

by Old man Fowler October 21, 2021