Cakin

To be balling (e.g. have money & clothes)

"Yo i heard he was Cakin' nowadays"

"I can get these Jordons, cuz i`m cakin'"

"Watch with this new job imma be cakin'"

by deemi October 9, 2006

caring

Used to sarcastically state that you really do not care what someone has just said.

Mike: yea, so I worked out again today.
John: caring.

Mike: Tiger just got a hole in one!
John: caring.

by sarcastic guy September 15, 2007

cakin

meaning the act of willing to do anything for your significant other.

your fiend wants you to hang out and you decide to chill with your boyfriend or girlfriend instead so they will say your cakin turn off the oven

by sonya November 17, 2003

cakin

verb - means to be well off, living the good life. A person who truly defines "cakin" has a good job, a flashy car, and has attractive women flocking to him in admiration of the way in which he cakes. If you are an intern working for peanuts and/or bubble gum, you are most definitely not cakin.

Also see: Cakin McBakin

Taprick: I'm an intern. I scratch important people's balls all day.
Bill Gates: I'm Bill Gates. I own you.
Taprick: Wow. You're cakin, like Cakin McBakin. Can I scratch your balls?
Bill Gates: Ok.

by Fact February 13, 2004

Caning

As seen on many porn sights, a form of porn popular in japan that involves japanese men slapping or punching japanese girls' titties repeatedly, very hard.

Guy 1: Hey, why is he slapping her boobs?
Guy 2: Some weird type of porn called caning...

by Dr. Kazoo August 8, 2010

bat caving

the process of waking somebody up by farting directly in their face while bare assed

At the end of the party when Jon passed out, Mike went bat caving

by ScottieC October 13, 2006

Candy Caning

Candy caning is when a girl is on her menstrual cycle, and she has sexual intercourse with a male. Afterwards she performs fellacio and sucks the blood off the penis. Then Switches back to having sex and the back to oral and repeat.

Jen comes home after a late night at the Bar to find Geb looking all hot and stuff!!! She could not resist despite being on her period. She had to have him so she starting Candy Caning.

by Snow Flake September 4, 2013