Burp Snart

The act of achieving a sneeze, cough and fart simultaneously.

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by Connar May 30, 2015
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Vaginal Blood Burp

A thick bloody (sometimes meaty) chunk blown out of the vaginal cavity with force.
Pete was very hostile when cleaning the remnants of Patty's vaginal blood burp off of the brand new shag carpet.
by Drew G-PHD April 08, 2008
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gerbil Burp

A fart that refers to homosexuals putting gerbils up there asses.
by taking it to far May 17, 2011
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Burping on my dick

When a girl is an ultimate tease or blue balls you. If you need to go home and masturbate after being with a girl, then she just burped on your dick.
Jordan: Aye, how was your date last night? Did you do anything?
Parker: Nah bro, she was burping on my dick all night.
by BrownHawk March 11, 2014
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cum burping gutterslut

someone who is so slutty and annoying, you must call them this.
christoPHER is a cum burping gutterslut cause he calls my a cum burping curb slut.
by christybob March 16, 2007
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burping bedpost

A bassoon, from the shape and size of the musical instrument.
Hi John! What instrument are they teaching you to play now in Woodwinds 101, burping bedpost?
by pentozali November 08, 2005
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