Fuck Bumper

Spare Tire, Beer Gut or Muffin Top grown specifically to save your partner from trauma during intercourse. Can be ambi-sextrous.

Dude 1: "Bro? That's quite the belly you're getting on you."

Dude 2: "Aww this? That's my fuck bumper. The wife was complaining of pain in her spleen. I figured I better add some cushion to my pushin'"

-Alt.
Girl 1: Hey girl? Are those new Jeggings?
Girl 2: I've had these jeans for 5 years! But I have to tell you.. My spleen's been hurtin' so much that I had to grow out my Fuck Bumper a bit. My new guy has a real Thigh Slapper on him.

by Stirp January 26, 2015

Definition Bumping

Pushing up the Thumbs up rating of your definition on Urban Dictionary. Done to put your definition at the top above others.

Hey Look! I definition bumped my way to the top!

by Minardi August 31, 2005

wicked bumpa

jamaicans say it to women with big asses.

ya mon! dat chick gotta wicked bumpa! And shes sellin weed mon!

by Co-de June 4, 2005

clam bumping

the act of to women (lesbians or bi) having sex by bumping there vagina's against eachother.

dude, i caught my ex and my mom clam bumping last night

by juneaus November 6, 2004

dumper bumping

Dirty anal sex. It was first pioneered by the Gap Tooth Pirate, Cromer. Before ejaculation, the man pulls out and cums on the girl's face, because "she knew it was coming".

Cromer and Tiffany were dumper bumping in the locked room. I knew because of the grunts of pain from Tiffany and the stink of bunghole and sweat.

by Captain Crunkbeard August 18, 2006

Bumped your head

You thought wrong

(Very common in the California Prison System, & on the streets)

John can you loan me some money

You bumped your head, no way am I going to loan you any money.

by Kconnor56 July 1, 2010

Bumper butt

It's a butt that is is very big and attractive were you wanna hit it. Like in bumper cars you wanna hit the other people.

My boyfriend has a bumper butt

by Gpnfa July 10, 2014