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bumper sticker rape

When your friend sends you an outrageous amount of bumper stickers on facebook
Dude, why did you bumper sticker rape me? I don't want 200 stickers on my wall
by Stankylegg March 30, 2009
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cadillac bumper bullets

Cadillac Bumper Bullets are most often mid-size breasts that are far too tightly reined in by a badly designed or poorly fit pushup bra, that has them squeezed into a shape very much like a rounded cone. Commonly found on cougars trying to fight gravity, but occasionally on a younger girl that wishes she were bigger across the bosom. It lends an almost comical appearance.
Exceptions to this are sometimes found in the case of a very young girl of around 17 or 18, who is getting very buxom very fast, and her breasts seem to reach straight out from the shoulder...these are more correctly called sweater bumpers, but when the girls breasts are extra-large the terms become interchangeable.
"heheh, check the Cadillac Bumper Bullets on the cougar in the leopard skin, betcha it took half an hour to get that thing on"

or

"that little redheaded chick Robin is some looker, isn't she? and what a pair of CBB's she's got"
by Spyder James August 17, 2006
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Bumper Sticker Politics

Persuading people to support a politician or initiative through the use of catchphrases, broad/short statements or simply selling the idea that people need to belong to a political party while depending on the target audience laziness not to do any actual research to see if the politician or initiative has any outstanding flaws that will burn them.

The frenzy increases around elections and can be easily spotted in message boards when people try to turn any news article into a political statement even if it really has nothing to do with politics.
Do you really think your Beliefs are in jeopardy depending on who is in office? You need to stop buying into the bumper sticker politics you see on the road and actually read unbiased articles instead.
by MrWall August 23, 2012
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Back Bumper Bust

When you fuck a girl in the open space of your trunk and after you finish, you push her down in the trunk space, slam it shut and drive her home while she's in the trunk.
I gave bridgette a back bumper bust last night, she was so mad.
by JDAltazar January 29, 2003
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Polish bumper jack

A pole routine involving 2 strippers, where stripper #1 is inverted, legs spread in a V and Stripper #2 stands on the legs of #1 rhythmically bouncing up and down, moving them both down the pole like letting a car down off a bumper jack.
Champagne and Passion took 1st place in the Stripolympics by executing a flawless Polish Bumper Jack, and then sticking the landing.
by Whiteboy B February 25, 2019
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you on my bumper

"You on my bumper" basically means, "Get off my back"
(Student to teacher who is directing the student to work), "Ms. Jackson, you on my bumper!"
by AshleyE October 20, 2013
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Bumper Cocks

A game where a bunch of guys achieve an erection then tuck it between their legs so their boners are sticking out from underneath their ass checks, then bend over, and sprint backwards into eachother, attempting to penetrate forcefully.
I walked into the locker room showers only to see Coach Barracca, Coach Lazzaro, and Jelly playing bumper cocks.
by Jeremy Thundercox April 10, 2010
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