slut buffet

A chick who is so much of a slut, that theres always enough of her as a guy wants to go around.

A chick who you know does anything sexual to all of her guy "friends" any time she goes out to "the movies" with them.

A chick who will turn tricks (any trick) for money. After all, you do have to pay for a buffet.

Kelly: "Man, that chick always does everything and anything sexual to all of her so-called boyfriends."
Jack: "She's a total slut buffet."

Joe: "I heard that Lisa will do whatever a guy wants her to for a low price."
Mark: "What a slut buffet."

by Pirate_Princess007 September 2, 2010

minge buffet

The German phrase for a whore party. At the minge buffet, gentleman walk in to find a vast array of females wanting to give them a good fucking.

- Wow, this is a minge buffet and a half. Most of these girls propably don't even have diseases!

- No dinner for me lads, I ate too much at the minge buffet.

by Marc885 July 19, 2006

buffet Christian

A Christian who only believes in a part of the bible that they can easily live with.

"Stealing is wrong, but I don't believe the part about not raping kittens."

by Janis June 25, 2004

buffer

A towering demented mammal-amphibian, native to but not limited to Australia (found on all 8 continents), having four legs, one of which shaped like a cage, the others of which shaped like sasquatch hands, but contrary to walking on all four legs it staggers on one leg in somewhat of peg-leg motion. It has a dirty beard, a snout like a vicious anteater, but yet eats no ants, a tail in the middle of its stomach where most would assume a belly-button would be, a tentacle riddled orifice that is capable of dismantling an elephant in .2 seconds flat. The skin of the buffer has a slimy texture that it sheds every other blue moon, but the reason it is classified as a mammal-amphibian is because it has the very hairy and dirty beard and scientists decided to classify as the first of the fusion class of the two species. It is a shade of blue. It is most prominently found in underwater caves but is also found on land in moist areas. The buffer is capable if ever feeling threatened it can project poisonous darts, but it is rarely threatened.

If you see a buffer in the forest, run like Usain Bolt to your nearest home medical office.

by Na Na Mak October 7, 2009

Jimmy Buffett

Liked by only frat boys and alcoholic chicks from the south.

Jimmy Buffett needs to stop being this dumb island musician fuck cause he sucks and is even worse when intoxicated. All of his fans are at least 70 years old.

by bong water quenches my thirst January 14, 2011

Muff Buffer

A Muff Buffer is a man’s beard that is more than a 1/4 inches in length. Long enough so that when performing the art of cunilingus the beard tickles the girls Twat and also creates a street sweeper effect cleaning any lint or "Muff Biscuits" that might be there.

"It was her time of the month and I cought a Blood Biscuit in my Muff Buffer"
"She had a Yeast Infection, I have been pullin Bread Pellets out of my Muff Buffer"

by Vanilla Gorilla 187 January 24, 2006

Buffet

1 - Everything

2 - All you can eat

3 - every sexual position, performance, option

4 - all the body parts for a sexual act

His favorite past time was visiting the all you can eat buffet.

She enjoyed the all you can eat buffet.

A case of the cranberries limited the all you can eat buffet.

by jessikka_rabbitt December 8, 2009