brownie hound

A man that prefers to "shoot it up the shitter."

"Bill, why don't we go back to my place and get it on, I just had an enima"

by Emily February 14, 2003

Brownie Bag

Being so angry at some one, you smear your own shit on your testicles and Teabag the offending person, or anything they own.

That asshole jumped ahead of me in line, so I Brownie Bagged his girlfriend

by Grnlor February 23, 2005

Brownie Sundae

The act of shitting in a females mouth, and jizzing on the pile of dump after draining your poop chute.

Last night after fucking my wife, i had the urge to shit, and figured id just do it in her mouth, had a wicked craving for a brownie sundae so jizzed on the turd and it resembled a brownie sundae

by Class Perves, were sick bitchs November 2, 2011

boner brownies

Brownies with Viagra added into the mix. The eater of these sweet treats will get a stiff erection. Great for pranking your friends!

Dude 1: "Hey I heard you made your class boner brownies?"
Dude 2: "Haha yeah all the guys in my class popped mad bones!"
Dude 1: "What happened to the girls?"

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by Dswiz November 11, 2010

Brownie Points

Points amassed through doing things you don't want to do with your wife/girlfriend that can be used to purchase anal sex.

Last month I went to the garden show with her and this month we're having her parents over for dinner. I'm pretty sure I've got enough brownie points to have her ass everyday for a week!

by Mr. Chad March 22, 2010

brownie hound

1) When an older man goes after young, young girls, such as girl scouts.
(Girl Scouts; Brownies)

2) Used in the movie The Breakfast Club by John Bender to describe his principal.

John Bender: "That man is such a brownie hound!"

by NicoletteNicotine December 8, 2007

cosmic brownies

A bunch brownies full of Mary Jane. They get the "cosmic" because of the hallucinations.

Who brought the cosmic brownies?

by JK47. August 18, 2007