British Weather

You know it's British Weather when you jump into an outdoor swimming pool and can't tell the difference.

David Cameron: It's a lovely day.
Obama: It's flooding.
David Cameron: As I said - it's a lovely day. For British Weather.

by Stan UpComedy November 24, 2015

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British People

A word to discriminate against Reality

Ayo look at that stinky british person. smh british people

by britishlover6942023 February 2, 2022

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British Voldemort

Τοmmy Rοbinsοn, who is "he who shall not be named" on social media

British Voldemort has supported Dank's right to free speech

by Bjam bam May 28, 2021

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A British umbrella

The noun that stops an ejaculation from happening, physical or mental.

A flash in my mind of my grandpa naked was such a British umbrella while I was doing it.

by Casey5Star January 4, 2013

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British Picnic

When a person has their ass eaten out by three people in one go.

Person 1: "Tim is looking really smiley today; seems to have a little extra spring in his step."
Person 2: "That's because he participated in a British Picnic at Clarissa's house yesterday. He was the main dish."
Tim: wanders in "Top of the morning, gents!"

by muppetspuppet November 20, 2013

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British cult

The members say long live the queen in which extends her life time. They drink tea and watch the telly while plotting new tea types, although no new tea ideas have come up in recent. These Brits blend in well with the normal people easily and can spread there love for the queen from person to person easily.

Welcome to the British cult yearly meeting thank you for coming, how much sugar in your tea?

by Unknown_Friendo February 20, 2022

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