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fire breathing cunt dragon

Generally describes a person of small stature who instead of producing words tends to rain fiery slander all over those who surround them and try to destroy any remaining drop of happiness that might exist in their lives.

They also have been known to occasionally devour princesses and steal their coffee mugs which they then defend obsessively.

FBCD= Fire breathing cunt dragon
Girl 1: I think I'm going to have some coffee (reaching for princess mug).

FBCD: Uh uh gurl thats mah princess mug you savage biatch.

Girl 1: I just want some coffee....

FBCD: Uh uh you sketch-ass space bitch thats mah mug (emitting fire out of mouth).

Girl 1: You are such a fire breathing cunt dragon!

FBCD: (Breaths fire while snatching princess mug and simultaneously smacking girl in the face)
by I.AM.GREAT February 20, 2011
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stump breaking

When an individual living the state of Texas, stand upright on a tree stump so as to position his groinal area close to and engage in a sexual manifestation of penile nastiness with a COW.
My penis is covered in fly larva because of my promiscuous actions while stump breaking last weekend.
by Wamba September 15, 2003
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Heavy Dad Breathing

When someone is breathing as hard and heavy as a dad who has just found out that his daughter has a boyfriend and he's coming over.
by ReallyBigFaggot May 7, 2020
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Breaking the Sound Barrier

The act of inserting one's penis into someone's ear. Also referred to as ear-sex.
"Dude, last night I almost got caught while I was breaking the sound barrier with Alex!"
by SpaztiC829 March 25, 2009
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brahing it up

1 prepositional phrase. {Brah it up} in generally requires two or more people of the same sex doing something outside of the normal activites of the day. For one to be brahing it up one must be doing something to bring pleasure and enjoyment(in a non-homosexual way)

2 (more or less Adj). Brahing it up is to be having a party with people of the same gender (usualy males) in which friends get together and do things they enjoy. During the brahing it it is common place to call people of the opposite sex (hoes) to come brah it up as well.
Def. 1 Me and a couple dudes are going to brah it up, wanna come?

Def. 2 Me and the brahs are going to be brahing it up saturday, the more brahs brahing it up the better. we got some brahettes coming to so see u there?
by Clayton (brah) Allen March 16, 2005
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Breaking the Stick

I feel like breaking the stick between me and my gf
by CoconutBraxton February 26, 2015
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Mouth Breathing Dummy

People who breath through their mouths like retards, or think the comedy of Dane Cook is hilarious.
Nickleback fans

People who enjoy the humor of Dane Cook.

90% of Vancouver Canucks fans.

Payton Manning.

Mouth Breathing Dummy.
by Whorebeater November 2, 2011
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