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bouncer

The big guy outside of Pubs and Nightclubs. Some of these men are usually pretty nice people, unforturnately most of them are not.

Most Bouncers or Doormen are actually lacking in brain cells, and only got through life by being big and "hard" (able to beat someone up without much harm to themselves). Sometimes the Bouncer or Doorman will willingly abuse their position and actually throw someone out who is neither too drunk, nor causing any trouble, simply for the sake of it. I assume it's because they just need to look they're actually doing something, and not just standing around talking.

If the person resists, they will force them out. They generally dislike people who actually have some pride and attack them with words and intelligence rather than fists.

They generally live by their own rules, and ignore the law. If a bouncer beats up a person he has thrown out because he has been resisting, even if the person had a right to resist, the Bouncer will not be charged with assault, and the person he beat up will spend the night in jail.
A merry guy walks past the door minding his own business, perhaps he's looking for someone;

Bouncer: You're too drunk, get out.
The guy: What? I'm fine...
Bouncer: No you're not, you're coming with me.

The bouncer grabs the guy by the arms

The guy: What are you doing? Let go of me.

The guy shrugs the Bouncers hands off. The Bouncer then takes that as an excuse to grab him harder and push him out the door.

The next hour consists of the guy arguing with bouncer over, whilst getting more and more pissed off. Until the guy realises there's no point and goes home, thinking to return the next day to complain. Except even if he did complain nothing would happen, and the Bouncer would just lie and say the guy was kicking off BEFORE he was grabbed.
by Awesome Sauce June 1, 2006
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Booner

A spliff or joint used in slang, particularly used by posh yutes in North Yorkshire
Late night booner with dhe girlfriend!”
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BK Bouncer

Any person(s) that are one of the elite workers of their respective Burger King. BK Bouncers are capable of performing great feats of whopperness. BK Bouncers are also charged with protecting the female workers of their BK if such a need arise. Basically, BK Bouncers are the best.
Those BK Bouncers are soooo hot!
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Punch bounce back

When someone gets punched so hard that they stumble back, bounce off an object and return to the person who punched them just to get punched again.
Dude 1: "Man, my homey got in a fight last night at the party."
Dude 2: "Word? Did he whoop the guy's ass?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, gave the guy a punch bounce back from a wall, that guy was done for!"
by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010
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beard bounce

When a woman sits on the face of a bearded man and takes a beautiful ride.
Look at his beard. I bet that's a good beard bounce.
by jackins07 October 5, 2013
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bounce

to give a member or members of the opposite sex a damn good shag
i would'nt mind giving you a bounce.
by johny cum lately March 9, 2005
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Beef and Bounce

When you fart (beef) inconspicuously in a crowded area and then quickly leave (bounce), leaving the crowd of people wondering who produced the foul odor.
What the F is that smell? Aw man, I think someone just pulled a beef and bounce
by Oskar Nowosielski September 21, 2006
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