Boebert

(n) A quickie handjob in a semi-public place. Often by a partner you have relaxed your standards (with regard to appearance, hygiene, intelligence, and class) to be with.

(syn) trailer swiftie

"Hey, baby, if we're not gonna hook up, at least gimme a Boebert in the parking lot."

by Philbert T. Merkin III September 20, 2023

Boebert

The act of tactile sex in a public venue of entertainment; i.e. a handjob in a theater.

Lauren gave Quinn a fabulous Boebert.

by EpiGaffe September 22, 2023

Boebert

Noun:

The act of tactile sex in a public venue of entertainment; i.e. a handjob in a theater.

Lauren gave Quinn a fabulous Boebert.

by EpiGaffe September 22, 2023

Beterowom

Women beater addiction otherwise known as the addiction to pushing and beating females. An addiction that anyone and the moose is 💯 proud of

I beterowom on the daily

by Womensucker023 October 20, 2023

Boebert Express

N: an over-the-trowsers tug job usually performed in a public place, such as a theatre, packed full of families and children.

Lauren was all set to lecture the libs on core family values when she suddenly got the urge to crack some wang so she leaned over and gave the gentleman sitting next to her the Boebert Express.

"Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!...Awww, Lauren...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."

by BostonRarr December 8, 2023

boater balls

The act of hurting one's testicles while operating a watercraft.

I took my kayak down some rough rapids and now I have boater balls.

by anonymous December 14, 2023

Booter Snooter

A very snooty person who tends to kick others out of their place when they are seen as being of a lower class than the snooty person is. Not to be confused with a Snooter Booter.

No, we had to leave early. John mentioned his meager yearly salary and, well you know Dave. He's quite the Booter Snooter.

by elliot_ January 12, 2024