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Blurt Alert

The tweeting of random crap with no purpose on the Social Networking/Micro blogging website "Twitter".
Did you see that Blurt Alert that @"twitter name" tweeted?! It was COMPLETELY random!
by @Tom4518 @alenka_m February 25, 2010
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Blurtle

Easily one of the most prized silly bandz on the open trade market. Formally known as the "Blumpkin Turtle", but commonly referred to as the "Blurtle" on the streets. The wearer of the Blumpkin Turtle, sometimes foolishly mistaken for a plain old turtle, (which to the author's knowledge, does not exist) signifies one of three things:

1. The wearer has received a blumpkin.
2. The wearer has given a blumpkin.
3. The wearer wishes to receive a blumpkin.

The key thing to remember is that the wearer is proud of the Blurtle, and probably wants you to bring it up in conversation.
Hey, what do you say you and I go back to my place and earn you that Blurtle you're wearing??
by Master Blurtle August 12, 2010
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Blurb

The short summary of a book, usually on the inside cover or back, that most people read so they can say they read the book
We had to read a book for school, but I just read the blurb/
by Oh Just Someone January 24, 2016
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blurkish

A person that is half Black and half Turkish
Mehmet banged Shaniqua and made a Blurkish.
by Giovanni Mbabane December 26, 2017
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Blurdy

When a girl queef on her period and blood comes out of her vagina.
Man: Did you just queef ?

Woman: Yes and blood came out too.

Man: THATS A BLURDY!
by lalito July 30, 2018
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boner blurr

a condition that exists in humans and those suffering from it are so hard up for power that they can't see straight
Man why do you misrepresent hatefully? You got the boner blurr.
by sumolenobudy November 12, 2009
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the Blurps

Blurpt:
1. When the cops hit the sirens.
2. When you get in trouble with an authority figure.

_props to Hyphy from the hip hop forums.com_

this is the previous definition:

The act of simultaneously burping and vomiting - usually projectile style

which is not very hip hop to do while driving your ride.
I got the Blurps.................when the ooooo be on ya hit the gas.
by Mcsaw July 8, 2010
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