Blooming flower

When a male pushes the head of his penis down into the shaft and keeps pinchning it down until the shaft almost disappears into the ball sack, then you let go and the penis blooms like a flower. Recommend only attempting when fully flacid.

Man my uncle did an amazing blooming flower last night after dinner, our whole family was so impressed.

by Loudeezy October 29, 2021

bloodfriendspump

a tiktoker with 13K followers. very cool👍

hey, do you follow bloodfriendspump on tiktok?

no lol

by bloodfriendspump May 16, 2022

bloom shining

a way to decorate your home using outdoor plants or other art items near windows to add to the interior.

i love your bloom shining by planting that fruit tree near the window so it appears to be in the house.

by Von trudelburg November 25, 2022

bloombinz

users dejunslefteyebrow favourite canadian baba
a very yo(ld)ung person with a big ass i mean heart🫰

Person 1: omg did u speak to bloombinz today?

Person 2: no
Person 1: you should, they literally make my ass shake

by REALdejunslefteyebrow December 14, 2022

Bloof

Meaning weed; can be used as a noun, adjective, verb, or adverb.

Noun: We gotta get some bloof bro.
Adjective: Can’t do shit I’m totally bloofed.
Verb: Hey man I’m bloofing right now.
Adverb: Her eyes were so bloofy after smoking that j.

by MrMeeseekz February 26, 2023

Blooming Onion

The act of Oral Sex with The Candy Pop Rocks activated on the shaft of the penis.

Oh man she gave a me a good blooming onion

by lilomelet68 June 28, 2023

John Bloom

Famous English Adventurer best known for his actions as a playboy at the Bulgarian seaside during the 60's

Oh, you mean that John Bloom that arrived from the deep Black Sea in his 007 amphibia car and was central for Bowie's first record deal!

by Olive Climber October 17, 2008