blizzard conditions

The act of making a womans face so white with semen it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions"

Hey check out jen. I jizzed all over her face and it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions".

by pboudreau13 May 3, 2014

blizzard hands

a person who is unable to perform simple work-related tasks. They perform their job as well as they would if they had two DQ Blizzards stuck to their hands. a lazy, unreliable employee.

Man, Sally didn't sign off on the tasks she completed. What a blizzard hands!

Dang it, Henry couldn't even do his assigned work today. That guy is a real blizzard hands.

by TBell Bonus April 17, 2015

blizzard of ahhs

When 5 or more guys cum in a girls face at the same time producing a white out effect on the girls vision.

The whole football team had their way sexually with Jenny and finished her off with a Blizzard of Ahhs so bad she couldn't see clearly for a week .

by StainsandSmears April 18, 2018

blizzard

a severe snowstorm that lasts over 3 hours. a blizzard can cause fallen trees, burst pipes, roof collapses, etc. if there is a blizzard, don't forget to keep warm, stock up on food, and make sure to have tools to clean up after the blizzard.

girl one: it looks like a blizzard out there.
girl two: don't forget to dress warmly, it will get pretty cold.
girl one: I know. I am all stocked up on food and have all the tools I need to clean up afterward.

by TheSmartOwl March 1, 2019

bizzeed

Glow up

Damn did you see Marty? He used to look hopeless, but my son dun bizzeeded, he’s like a ten now.

by MarcosRapido March 3, 2019

blizzardboy

n. Canadian term for usually unemployed vagrant who is available to shovel out streets after a heavy snowfall, and, by extension, anyone asked to do any menial job because their usual work is trivial enough to leave undone.

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They need this blood down in OR 12!

Do not look at me! I am a nurse, not your blizzardboy.

by gnostic3 February 1, 2020

Blizzardus

An epic gamer that is very good at sword fight

Damn man you're as good as Blizzardus!

by P_Technoblade April 22, 2020