blite

oposite of a wigger, a black person who tries to be white. In other words a black person who doesn't rap or play basketball but is educated and makes a lot of money by having a real job.

Person A- How is that blite the CEO of this company?
Person B- He's not a blite, all our company sells is crack and basketballs.

by McSuckit September 21, 2005

Blitz Gun

gun used for killing people

F the glits and glama, hit them with the blitz and hammer

by Dave Kayani March 12, 2004

Blitzenkriegen

This is not a real word but is mostly heard when non-germans like to try and imitate what a German would say. It is mostly related to Blitzkrieg.

Blitzenkriegen jiezen houfzhoun.

by Pseudonym November 16, 2004

blitz

to run quickly or cover a large area in a small amount of time. Usually resulting in diving on the ground and getting floorburn

the volleyball player blitzed when she dug a cross-court ball.

by 9er October 9, 2005

Wolf-blitz

To fire a misty spray of poo all over the clean toilet bowl after holding it for too long and barely making it to the can.

After eating mexican lunch special 45 dean had a meeting and was not allowed to leave. After an hour he ran from the meeting to the bathroom and wolf-blitzed the john.

by Mexican Lunch Special 45 January 26, 2011

Jonathan Blitted Torres

A blitted mofo and pretty chill kid. And gets roasted all day every day. DATS HIM

wow he's so bltted. hes like jonathan blitted torres !
Thats jonathan the stoner man ! hes blitted.

by Racklyngirl July 23, 2011

Blitch

A portmanteau of blog and glitch. Coined by Dennis of LA Times Crossword Corner blog.

Blogger's recent spam filter system caused many comments with embedded links to be automatically sent to Spam area which requires moderation. Serious blitch.

by Morning Sunshine September 15, 2010