bless me

To show some one Nudes

Ayy jenna u should bless me tonight

by http.yvnge November 12, 2014

BLESS YOUR CLITORIS

To be grateful of something/someone

Oh Mary, you shouldn't have gone to the trouble, bless your clitoris dear girl

by Joey February 15, 2005

Bless you?

When someone says something so crazy it basically sounds like they are sneezing, so your only response is bless you?

Haley: “Yo that dude is so hot I’d let him fuck me with a tooth brush while a handstand”
Me: “Bless you?”

by Heheomgweed October 9, 2019

God bless your heart

It's the most southern way to say fuck you.

Tommy: Katie i love your ass

Katie: Tom god bless your heart

by mommasbathroom02 December 11, 2016

god bless america

A terribly sardonic phrase, roughly meaning "wow, sometimes our fellow countrymen do some stupid shit!"

A very cynical way of saying, "Who cares anymore. stfu, bro."

Damn, dude. GOD BLESS AMERICA.

by Hsaretus August 7, 2011

blesser

A sugardaddy that will "bless" young beautiful women leading unlavish lives with money, vacations and a work-free lifestyle in exchange for "dating" aka sex. This misogyinistic dating agency has gone viral across Social Media, particularly in South Africa.

Yamkela: Hey Sista, where did you get the Givenchy fur jacket?!

Sfebe: Oh come on gal. Haven't you heard ?? I've been blessed.

Yamkela: OMG Sista! Maybe I need to find my own blesser

by Mysoulisnotforsale June 17, 2016

blessing

Being recognized from a possibly disadvantageous attribute, in a positive way that inserts a part of you into a part of something greater that gives you a sense of purpose, whether in a community of people or celestial bodies

Listening to my name being dropped in a sonorous way blesses me, not just in a holy fashion, but in one that totally assures a part of my path, even if life is just scripted to make me feel good. Listening to local comedy podcasts really is a blessing.
- some bullshit thing one's mom would write on Facebook, if she made a Facebook for one's identity only, not necessarily one's character - something that hasn't happened, another blessing, just like learning words!

by @kphisch February 26, 2013