Biscuitus

Adj. Describing something that inflates awkwardly from its midsection similar to when you open a roll of biscuits.

That man is so biscuitus! He must way 500 lbs!

by Mr.Funny.727 February 6, 2012

Dry Biscuits

That sounds like a strange sti you get from doing anal.

"We did it in the back door and she gave me dry biscuits! She said i was the first!"

by Princesskittyface November 15, 2016

the king's biscuits

Something of a very high calibre. Fit for a King!

Damn, that Tortoise concert was the king's biscuits!

by Kittridge February 29, 2008

tossin the biscuits

jacking off, to masterbate, to play with yourself

hey man, heard he got caught tossin the biscuits!

by sookiejane July 3, 2012

Titty Biscuits

As above, also possibly the best website in the entire world when you add dot com after the phrase.

Titty Biscuits: Dude, have you checked out tittybiscuits dot com? I wish I registered that domain name first.

by bob_saville March 11, 2008

Burn the biscuits

Shitting on your partner's chest, but, unlike a Cleveland Steamer, not necessarily spreading it out like a steamroller. Probably comes from the colour change of the "biscuits" from white (if the receiver is Caucasian) to dark brown.

Has it ever occurred to you that the neighbours always use 'burn the biscuits' for having sex?
- Yeah, it's because of the kids. They don't want them to know.
But all their kids are over twenty!
- Would you want to know whether your dad shat on your mom's boobs?

by Olax March 30, 2011

disco biscuits

ecstasy usually included w/acid in it.If you're not planning on getting high off of disco biscuits don't let ppl that are on it touch you because the drug seeps through pores in the skin..if you're looking to get contact high then the fastest way for you to do that is for the one who is rollin'(on E)to keep touching your face constantly...

disco biscuits will fuck you the hell up

by BettyFace[livingAnachronism] January 23, 2009