Bertil

The name Bertil comes from Latin, it means legend. all Bertil´s have a huge fuckin cock, probably around 11 inches minimum. If your middle name is Elias, and your last name is Brückner, you must have fucked the city.

Omg is Bertil Elias Bruckner in the same room as my mom?
yes dude he is, your mom is getting that 11-inch dick by Bertil bro.

by BertilBruckner May 29, 2020

jacob bertrand

A Hugle who is a Priest and Has a Pointy mohawk. He is Not nihilistic and He is Bagle. Hugle, Hangle, Fungle. His real name is JihCihb BihTrihnd but ppl Call his Jacob Bertrand for short. He’s Hawk in Cobra kai and He is kirby Buckets from kirby Buckets and Chip from icarly and Chip seg Tina.

Jacob Bertrand has a Big Nihilism.

by Hugle ism January 21, 2021

Bertotti

Of, or having to do with absolute greatness. Also, one who excels at everything and is better than any of his/her friends who are thinking to compare last names

Dude, look at that Bertotti

by whoohoo69 November 27, 2010

Bertucious

Describes filth of absolute vile nature. Filth that could otherwise, not be described using any other word.

That was absolutely bertucious.

She had bertucious morals.

I broke up with her because she was absolutely bertucious.

by Cybor August 25, 2011

bertaux

A retarded family

Hey look at the retard bertaux

by Bertaux September 23, 2017

Bertive

Being stubborn, jealous and negative at the same time. Often found in the character of selfish people.

Stop being so bertive all the time!

Sarah seems like a bertive person. I wouldn't want to be friends with her.

by A Neatest Tom Smith April 30, 2020

Bertram Effect

The effect in which something good will never happen to you but will happen to another person.

Bertram From the Disney Show “Jessie” never has good things happening to him but only to other people.

“Bro I can’t land this shot, but this guy can land it to me perfectly!”
“Ah yeah man, the Bertram effect”

by FlyingPengz June 13, 2020