beamer bitch

A bitch who drives a beamer

that chick is such a beamer bitch

by Burzerk June 11, 2006

behemoth

The act of one sucking another's penis.
oral stimulation from another person.
see blow job.

yo breezy, give daddy a behemoth!

by Joel l October 24, 2007

Beemer Bitch

Anyone who bought, owns, drives, or as anything to say about BMWs other than how anyone who buys, owns or drives one is a pretentious asshole.

Bet you little Beemer Bitches flip your collars on your shirts up, too.

Yeah, you're really cool now. Really. You are.

Fucktard.

by 6_Qubed August 29, 2007

beamer

one whose drug off choice is crack

Watch out for that beamer.

Don't talk to her, she is beaming.

by Jeditre May 15, 2006

behemoth

Behemoth were a shit black metal band, they are now a shit death metal band

I'd sooner accidently sit on my aunt's 12" black dildo than listen to a Behemoth record

by mr smith March 8, 2005

beemer squirt

Pissing on the car door handle of some motherfucker's beemer. Trust me, he deserves it. Nothing good can come of it. Either he hits it wet and gets piss on his hand, or it rusts out the keyhole. It helps if you sit and wait for the asshole to come back and sniff his hand

The shitbag in sunglasses on the phone cut me off in his 5 series, so I followed him and gave that analripper a beemer squirt. He got my piss all over his hand. Eat shit and die.

by Walt Samuels November 27, 2006

beamerphobic

A person who has a fear of BMW's is said to be a beamerpobic.

Chris is beamerphobic dude ! he wont ride in dat !

by hamghetti... September 19, 2008