Douche-bagette

a female douchebag

Meredith is always complaining, She is such a douche-bagette

by lesterboomboombangs May 10, 2006

Beetlejuice

The current useless mayor of Chicago (aka Chiraq) itself a city in C(r) ook County Illinois (Killinois). Like most demo(n) crat (demonrat) mayors, is incredibly incompetent and deflects all of their leadership failures on others, as the crime rate increases and people leave Chiraq in record numbers.

Man, Beetlejuice makes Rahm Emmanuel look like a great mayor, and he was a 🤡!

by Lou Sainis June 29, 2021

Beetle

A FUGLY PERSON... very very very very very FUGLY

Yikes that bitch is a beetle

aka

Damien

aka

bad beetle

by TaraKaraPressli April 19, 2008

Squeezing the Beetle

The act of manually stimulating a clitoris.

Sam said she had a good time last night." "She better have, I spent all night squeezing the beetle.

by Sam Puckett January 2, 2011

Volkswagen Beetle Bonnet

When a fat woman has big fat flaps and fat upper legs. The vagina pertrudes outwards and down to a point to create a Mk1 Volkswagen Beetle Bonnet effect (the slit being the line down the middle of the bonnet).

'mate, that fat slosher must have a proper Volkswagen Beetle Bonnet under those hotpants'

by Sal86xxx January 13, 2009

Beethoven Nightmare

When one hears noises so disgusting they go deaf.

I was peeing at the urinal in a public bathroom with an ass orchestra playing in the cabins. It gave me a beethoven nightmare.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Beetard

Someone who goes apeshit and starts running around flailing at a flying insect.

Eddie stop being a beetard, it's a gnat.

by imntworthy May 30, 2010