beat the bush

female masturbation

She did not want him to know she often beat the bush

by eclecticlaw June 29, 2010

dick beat

Verb. The act of forcibly beating another repeatedly with an erected penis. Also known as a DB for short.

After Ted had found Sally cheating on him he unzipped his pants pulled out is hard throbbing man rod as strong as a horses leg but as soft as a flower wrapped in silk and dick beat her silly.

by Chester B. March 20, 2008

beat the bishop

To manually stimulate the penis with the hand, typically until orgasm. To masturbate. So-called because the foreskin on the uncircumcized penis, when not retracted, is said to resemble a bishop's mitre.

Ma caught Jimbo last night, playing beat the bishop. She opened the door to say 'goodnight' just as he was jizzin' all over the quilt!

by Tummy AuGratin April 10, 2006

phat beats

Really fuckin awesome, groovin, funky-ass drum beats, usually found in GOOD hip-hop music!

I LOVE PHAT BEATS!

by jeffar March 2, 2009

Dry Beat

To masturbate with no lotion, lubrication, pornography, pictures of Christina Aguilera, etc., of any kind. Spanking it with no stimulation whatsoever.

I had to get rid of this boner, so I pulled a dry beat in the bathroom (it also happened to be a toilet hover).

by Big Chimper July 7, 2003

Latino Beat

The act of pleasuring yourself to Latin music videos on mute.

John: Shaun, do you want to go to the porn shop?

Shaun: No man, the recession is killing me, I just turn on Telemundo on mute and do the Latino Beat.

by Lbeats July 28, 2011

Skeet Beat

The act of ejaculating to the beat of a song.

The skeet beat at the end of the music video: Satisfaction by Benny Benassi

by Harrison M. October 24, 2006