bath assalt

The act of assualting someone while on bath salt.

" That dude just bath assalted that guy and ate his face"

by eatfacebmp June 25, 2012

Melanie Bath

A late-night bubble bath consisting of gay drunk people and Melanie Martinez music.

Person A: “Yo do y’all wanna have a Melanie Bath later?”
Person B: “Yes I love Melanie Baths.”
Person C: “I’ll grab the drinks.”

by Linklonk November 30, 2021

Bathing the Gorrila

A sexual innuendo for masturbating in the bathroom.

"Paul. What did you do in the bathroom? I saw white liquid in there."
"I was bathing the Gorrila."

by IAmHungry4Memes February 23, 2022

Czech Bath

The act of sitting post-intercourse bathing of the bits on a bidet. It originates from Portuguese and Brazilian jokes relating to the onomatopoeia "tschec tschec tschec" alluding to sounds produced by the washing of private parts on a bidet.
Used in jokes as the working class answer to the upper class sophisticated people who like to boast about their Spa visits and activities/therapies such as Scottish Shower and Turkish Bath.

Posh Lady: "oh we went to the Spa and was amazing, I had a delightfully glorious Turkish Bath... don't you love a relaxing Turkish Bath?"
Cleaning Lady: "no, I am not familiar... I only know the Czech Bath"
Posh Lady: "oh I never heard of Czech Bath, what is it like?"
Cleaning Lady: "well, after my husband bones me I sit on the bidet and I go 'tschec tschec tschec' - that's a Czech Bath"

by the_village_idiot May 1, 2020

face bath

When u sit on your man face and he gives you oral sex

I gave him a face bath

by Rockykell August 7, 2017

taint bath

When you blow a wet close raspberry on a taint so your tongue just barely touches for a wax on wax off cleaning. Then once you feel its clean you blow on it to send cold chills up the taint owners back as you air dry it.

My girls taint is sooooo fresh and clean. I gave her a taint bath she will never forget.

by Sausagehole April 13, 2019

M'lnel Bath

"M'lnel Bath"

Pronounced MILLENIAL BATH because it's all yours. You are entitled to it, and you are going to have it-because you CAN!

"Hey, that looks frikkin awesome- I want a M'lnel Bath NOW!!"

"I'm sooo worth a M'lnel Bath-NOW"

by mama1772 January 11, 2018