Bates County Sweet Ice Tea

When you're feeling low and you're from bates county Missouri all you would do is simply get some jack daniels from the local casey's, add some of your local meth and put into a cup, and finally for the sugar you add a lot of cocaine for that extra boost.

"Man that Bates County Sweet Ice Tea kept me awake for a week straight!" or "Bro let over dose on that Bates County Sweet Iced Tea, heard it's the strongest stuff around!"

by K12 FR0ST October 31, 2020

Sally Bates

Perfect would be an understatement. Like no one else. Jaw dropping, breath taking, beautiful, gorgeous, and plenty, plenty more. Absolutely stunning, fantastic in every way imaginable. With a smile that would make you weak to your knees, a mesmerizing laugh that could make you swear you’re in Heaven, un-believable eyes of an Angel, along with a smirk accompanied with a certain look that would warm your heart. You wouldn’t dare ask for a more ideal human being, it would be impossible. Everything you’d ever want in someone. Couldn’t find the Valley Overlook at French Fort Cove if she tried, but would be anyones first choice to go on an adventure with and find walking bridges (Train Tracks). Eye candy at the gym, you’d forget how many reps you had left if you locked eyes with her. A pure bundle of joy.

Answers to Sweetheart, Gorgeous, “Queen of Ranch” , and very few other names.

A personality you’d instantly fall in love with. Thoughtful, caring, trusting, a blessing, and so much more.

Truely amazing ; Ideal.

Person : What can you tell me about that girl?
Reid : That girl is Sally Bates.

by SummerOf2021 August 10, 2021

Bate

A bate is a derogatory term for someone who is mentally ill/retarded.

That guy is a bate.

by DougGuy April 24, 2022

Logan Bates

Has 9incher best basketball player ever is 5'5 and gets all the bitches

Logan Bates it's so big

by Logy boy69 April 29, 2019

Bathroom-Bate

The act of staying in the bathroom an extra length of time to masturbate. Also see Febreze Fap

Mmmmm....that felt so fucking good i dont think i'll ever be able to beat that Bathroom-Bate.

by king of the porcelain throne May 16, 2014

kaden bates

He is a young savage he gets all the girls.many girls have lots of crushes on him and say he's very strong Andy beautiful.ussaly kaden bates's comes from a rich or wealthy family specially the grandparents.kaden bates also gets straight a's almost all kaden bates's are either doctors or have gone to Harvard

Kaden bates has a good family Kaden bates gets girls lots of girls

Kaden bates family is rich.

by Epic defeat April 23, 2018

Master Bate

When you become a master at catching fish with bate

Person 1: "wowowow you caught that fish as if you were a master bate"

by Choochie Man November 23, 2020