mat baker

the bearded wannabee pedo. often found rumaging through bins and under your mom's skirt.

aka batty, batty maker, pubic faced baby and limited lad.

he may touch your children.. be warned

'the teacher was sacked from his position for showing mat baker tendencies.'
that mat baker just offered me sweets.. shall i ring the police?

by aliceman February 27, 2011

Baker

Someone that always smokes weed. A stoner gets stoned just like a baker gets baked.

That kid always smokes weed, what a baker!

by J-MAN3245 May 11, 2010

Ted Baker

A term for an individual who has greasy hair, wears glasses, and looks like a rat.

"That nasty kid over there looks like Ted Baker"

by GiveMeYourMilk54 March 11, 2015

shawn baker

One who takes donations from the meat/dairy/egg industry to cause misconception of a proper diet while making fun of people and proving zero scientific claims to backup his or her argument.

Dude, this so called doctor told me I should go on an all meat diet

Wow, what a Shawn Baker...

by VeganScienceGuy May 28, 2018

bagerta

A skanky, nasty, BIG, ugly, girl who get freaky with 3-5 guys at the same time. She ruins relationships that were already in trouble.

A bagerta is also a girl who is way on the skanky that get a lot of sex and you don't know why because she is FUGLY!

Dang, man, look at that bagerta over there!
-I know man, I still bang her though.

by Haley, Vanessa, Brad May 26, 2004

bagerto

An ugly boy who gets a lot of action.

Look at that bagerto fine-ass Dana is with!

by Haley May 26, 2004

bakershmiditney

the act of deficateing into a baked good and then tricking an individual into eating said baked good (typicaly one that contained Dutch fudge).

Im going to bakershmiditney you for sharting in my face last night buddy.

by mastersons andersons silvasons May 31, 2009