Bar Steward

A way of gettin away with calling someone a bastard in polite company, like in front of your Mum.

He's a complete Bar Steward!

by ..WiL May 25, 2005

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bar band

A band that plays primarily in bars and always sounds better when the audience (and most of the time) the band is drunk. They are usually extremely entertaining and have a lot of novelty songs, written to get a laugh. They are not always that talented, but it doesn't really matter.

Hey! Did you catch the bar band last night?
--They probably won't ever hit it big, but I was laughing my ass off after I drank a few Buds.

by Emma G February 8, 2006

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bar pie

1. A small, single-serving pizza, most often between eight to ten inches in diameter and with a thin crust, which is purchased and eaten at a tavern, bar, or other establishment which typically sells more liquor than food.

2. Any small pizza-like foodstuff ordered and eaten at a bar. Though some places make their bar pies to order and serve them fresh from the oven, at many lower-class joints a little frozen pizza is simply thrown into the microwave. In these cases, though, the poor quality and lack of any resemblance to a "real" pizza is often overlooked due to the typically intoxicated state of the consumer.

Nah, I'm not hungry -- I had a couple of beers and a bar pie over at Smitty's.

by hathaway December 9, 2008

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bar scar

A wound, cut or bruise you find on your body after a big night of boozing at a bar or club. You usually have no idea of how it got there and probably don't remember much else because you were wicked hammah'd!

Hey dude, what happend to your head?

No, idea. It's a bar scar.

by Peter McBride October 24, 2007

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