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Baldheaded

Me:Did you see Ramyiah yesterday? She so baldheaded.
by Carlosdiablo69 July 7, 2022
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Ballhexagonball

A loser that needs to get a life and stop making retarded memes on how he wants to fuck a fictional character, the fictional character known as scrap baby. And think about other stuff about your self because really dude that shit is embarrassing why tf do these stupid people worship this pathetic worthless shit stain? You guys also need to get a life jesus christ man. In general I actually want to know why this dude has people calling him a “legend” like the dude wants to fuck a clump of metal possessed by a fucking infant you people are actual retarded. Dudes not funny.
Retard: Ballhexagonball is a legend!

Normal person: haven’t you got anything else better to than waste your time on shit like this.. go outside.

Retard: HOW DARE YOU TALK TO MY SENPAI DADDY LIKE THAT

Normal person: what kind of submissive retarded little bitch are you supposed to be in life, you got to a certain point in your life and started worshiping some retarded loser that stinks and probably still lives with his mom or dads place, y’know those cringe ass kids that have crushes on fnaf characters, why the hell does this dude get attention its like exactly like a kid that has a crush on a fnaf character, its embarrassing and its cringe.
by Retardedasslasagna February 6, 2023
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Baltazaar's Furry Friends

After traveling together for several months, Krille, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan had formed a tight-knit bond. They had been through many adventures and had always been there to support each other in times of need.

One day, as they were walking through a bustling market, they came across a new group of furry creatures. The creatures were led by Baltazaar, a charismatic leader who had a way with words.

Krille was immediately drawn to the group, which seemed to share his love for all things furry and feline. Baltazaar welcomed Krille with open arms, and Krille felt as though he had found a new family.

At first, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan were happy for Krille. They understood his love for furry creatures and didn't want to stand in the way of his happiness. But as time passed, they began to feel left out.

Krille would spend more and more time with Baltazaar and his group, leaving the trio behind. Malte, Vilmer, and Johan tried to talk to Krille about their concerns, but he seemed oblivious to their feelings.
Eventually, Krille made the decision to leave the trio and join Baltazaar's group permanently. Malte, Vilmer, and Johan were heartbroken, but they knew that they couldn't force Krille to stay.

As they said their goodbyes, Krille promised that he would always remember the adventures they had shared together. Malte, Vilmer, and Johan watched as Krille walked away, feeling a sense of loss and sadness.

Despite the pain of Krille's departure, the trio knew that they had to continue on with their adventures. They vowed to keep each other close and to always be there for one another, no matter what challenges they might face.

And so, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan set off on a new journey, ready to face whatever lay ahead. They knew that the road ahead would be difficult, but they also knew that they had each other, and that was enough to give them the strength to carry on.

(Baltazaar's Furry friends took great care of Krille and who knows maybe they meet again?)
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023
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Baltima

A Baltima is a dark tinted Nissan Altima or Maxima that is 10 years or older from Baltimore Maryland. They usually are going at least 30 to 40 miles per hour faster than traffic and they rarely use blinkers. You can spot them casually running grandmas off the road on the weekends or almost killing you on your way to work. If you see one coming get out of is way as fast as possible.
Another Baltima almost killed me on i95 again... those guys really come out of nowhere.
by Gymrat17 March 27, 2023
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Baltic

Its baltic out there
by yemasleftflap May 15, 2023
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Baltic

1. Crazy beyond belief
2. Sketchily built
3. Best
1. Joe: Damn, you’re pretty Baltic

2. That wall is pretty Baltic-looking
3. The Baltic is best
by WhatamIDoing365247 August 22, 2023
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Balshashing

Balshashing is the act of when you dip your balls in peanut butter and let a wild jerboa lick it off and then use the saliva of the jerboa to stick ONLY YOUR NUTS in their butthole.
"Heard you were Balshashing with my girl last night"

"Yeah me and dylan were Balshashing her so hard"
by Edwin Jarlox July 26, 2024
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