balls

a.) when you find out some horrible news, realize something bad has happened to you or your friends, or that you are in a bad situation. Started by Hobbs and Ramey in the summer of 2005, around the time that Ramey wrecked his car. Can be said as "balls on your chin" or any other body part for that matter. If the mishap is extreme, could even be "balls all over your face" or "balls on your car", etc. Often replaced with the word, "Whammy."
Ramey: "Dude, I totally wrecked my car tonight."
Hobbs: "Man, that's balls on your chin..."
by Ramey September 24, 2008
mugGet the ballsmug.

Ball-Dick-Ball

Ball-Dick-Ball is the act of pulling one's penis down as far as it goes. The next step is difficult and possibly hurtful. It involves pulling one's balls up to either side of the severely elongated dick. Then cover the knob and top of the shaft with your hand, the scene should resemble three lovely coconuts standing in a row.
As part of the dick showing game, the result of an individual looking at the Ball-Dick-Ball is 20 punches to the arm
Damn man my arm hurts so fucking bad... should never have looked at that guys Ball-Dick-Ball
by the goochburger June 21, 2009
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balls

Drug slang that refers to cotton balls used to absorb heroin cooked in a spoon, taken up through an intravenous needle rig and prepared for a shot of heroin shot.
(She's) climbing up the walls, shootin' all my balls...( from Johnny Thunders song 'Too much Junkie Business'
by Oldpunk January 7, 2007
mugGet the ballsmug.

Balls

by ashd1213 January 7, 2007
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Balls

1. A statement. Sometimes used as a good ice-breaker in awkward silence to make people chuckle. Should be stated firmly and confidently.

2. Plural for a rubber apparatus' filled with air.

3. Males testicles.
Jon: "Sorry I didn't tell you sooner about Jim taking your sisters CD"

Sarah:"It's cool, Jon..."

Jon: "......."

Sarah: "....."

Jon: ".....Balls."
by Zephlar December 15, 2010
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ball

"Quit being so ball, little dickhead"
by Jza February 6, 2004
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balling

To hit someone in the testicles, usually as a punishment
"Mike gave him a balling for messing around, smacked him hard in the crotch, t was funny seeing him lay down on the ground groaning and holding his nuts, he won't mess around easily again"
by Ets January 6, 2016
mugGet the ballingmug.

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