Bald and toothless

One who lacks hair and teeth, and thus resembles an overgrown baby. Often pronounced with an "f".

The bald and toothless boy angered the teacher with his comments and slouching posture.

"I am not bald and toofless!"

by Sprago January 19, 2009

The Bald Eagle

The act of shaving your partner's hair during sex and shoving it up the rectum and shitting it out.

Me and my girlfriend were doing the bald eagle and it was great, but now my ass itches

by Jonjohanjenkenheimershmidt October 23, 2015

bald eagle

a hairless cok

that kids so young hes got a bald eagle

by Matt Jones February 22, 2003

Bald Ego

When a person is so pretentious that they make fan pages for themself.

"Oh God, another person made a fan page for themself on facebook."
"I can spot that bald ego without binoculars."

by dkjner November 21, 2009

Bald as fuck

Conor Barry

Conor's bald as fuck

by That guy at the back of class December 2, 2018

bald-potato

1. A fat bald dad

2. A hairless potato

Yo, he a bald-potato

by MyMyMySpy October 21, 2017

Bald tapper

When you are having sex with a woman and she takes off her wig so that you can bust a load on her bald head. After which you should proceed to tap her head like you would for a child and then slap your dad's ass with the same hand.

That lass Baishani is nasty, she likes to play the bald tapper with all her friend's sons.

by LilNiggle February 24, 2021