Bægg

A person's bæ is replaced by an egg out of utter desperation

You're not my bæ anymore, I hate you! This egg has replaced you as my bægg.

by happydragon0218 April 16, 2015

baegod

a person who is beautiful and godly.

Roman Reigns is BAEGOD.

by papireigns October 14, 2016

baekgaard

Someone with a false sense of ability and competence.

Wow Brian is so clueless, what a baekgaard.

by Mike-yourmom-jones January 6, 2021

Hush Bargain

When a totally flustered male on the prowl for vagina at a chosen drinking establishment needs to quickly and efficiently:

A) "Seal the deal" with chosen female or
B) Move on by allowing uncommited female escape from situation, thus saving precious time for both parties.

Tell female a bathroom break is needed, but upon return, a drink or dance should be shared. Depart to restroom for no more than four minutes making sure to return to the same spot for confirmation of her interest, and your safe passage to victory.

Bro 1- "Dude hurry the fuck up with this chick, it's been like 30 minutes!"
Bro 2- "Hold the fuck on man, i'm working on it!"
Bro 1- "No fuck no, just hush bargain with her dude."
Guy to girl- "Hey, goin to the restroom, let's grab a drink or dance or somethin' when I get back."
Girl to guy- "Sure!" four minutes later...
Bro 2- "Bro! she bailed on me? what a bitch!"
Bro 1- "Fuck it, let's move on to the next."

by j.mar04 November 17, 2009

doosh baeg

Someone who is:
1. Frequently raging over video games.
2. Enforcing their ideals upon others.
3. Self-centered.
4. A total mooch.
5. Only hanging out with friends who have things to mooch off.

Dude, Rick used to call me wanting to hang everyday. But ever since I got caught smoking weed and my parents threw away my stash, he hasn't called me since...what a doosh baeg.

by Angry420 December 7, 2010

barganza

Another word for meaning big fat butt.

Oh, I fell on my BARGANZA!!

by Luke Witthoeft December 8, 2005

Baer

Baer, more commonly known as the durrie king, is rarely seen outside his natural habitat of Hampton. Prone to fits of drinking and late night wandering of street walking, Baer can be an unpredictable character.

Eh Baer, pass the durries.

Eh Baer, i'll give you a doller if you ( insert here )

by Big Trav December 20, 2003