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Baked Beans

- Noun

A delicious, nutritious and convenient food consisting of cooked navy beans in a sauce. Often sold in tins that, when full, can also be used as weapons which people's skulls can be smashed open with.

- Verb

The act of caving in a wanker's skull with the vigorous application of a tin of baked beans against their head.
Jason waxed wrathful when it emerged that someone had stolen some of his precious baked beans tins

Michael's head exploded in a shower of brain juices as Charles, leaping off a nearby fencepost with a fierce screeching, baked beansed him forcefully over the back of his head
by Charlemagne1993 August 8, 2017
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ohio backdraft

I better cut down on the beans cuz Anton hates it when I give him the ohio backdraft
by tomsawyer July 7, 2006
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Based God

In an interview with Complex, Lil’ B was asked what “based” meant.

“Based means being yourself. Not being scared of what people think about you. Not being afraid to do what you wanna do. Being positive. When I was younger, based was a negative term that meant like dopehead, or basehead. People used to make fun of me. They was like, ‘You’re based.’ They’d use it as a negative. And what I did was turn that negative into a positive. I started embracing it like, ‘Yeah, I’m based.’ I made it mine. I embedded it in my head. Based is positive.”
by Basegod April 21, 2011
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based

when someone is concerned with doing their own thing and/or spreading the truth, unconcerned about anyone's reaction.
despite western medias' and international organisations' outcries, based japan did XY.
by Severin_Bro January 12, 2022
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Backdoor conquistador

Derogatory slang for "gay". See fudge-packer or ass bandit.
Someone told me Bruce was a backdoor conquistador.

The Giants are a bunch of backdoor conquistadors.
by Mercury1 August 8, 2005
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Bacer

Someone so stupid you would think they are on crack or some type of addict because of the shit they say or do.
This "bacer" said he will shoot up the school if Lil uzi vert didn't drop love is rage2. Smh 🤦🏽 ♂️
by Minoritylivesmatter May 17, 2017
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Basedism

A religion; the practitioners of which should try to exhibit Based-like characteristics (swagging to the maximum, living based, thanking Basedgod etc). Sadly, many people proclaim themselves Basedists because of their parents or friends. Many of them do not exhibit Based-like characteristics, but rather the opposite. They live unbased knowingly and criticize the rest of the world for not being Based.

Basedists pray to the all-mighty Basedgod in hopes that he will bless them with his swag.
Basedism prayer

Now I lay me down to cook,
I pray the Based my #swag to keep
If I should die before I wake,
I pray the Based my bitch to take
by Basedswagswag March 27, 2011
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