Babesicle

An extremely good-looking female usually with blonde hair (although occasionally strawberry blondette) and blue eyes. In certain rare cases, she may also have a very unique and wildly attractive personality that could make an old man cry. Beauty and brains applicable. Most male callers will find that they cannot keep up with a Babesicle, as her fiery temper and lightning wit may be intimidating. Most, but not all.

Babesicles can be sexily dangerous! If you've no or little experience please remain calm, and vacate the premises! Nerds are at risk for a low eye-contact situation.

"Dude... she's a Babesicle!"

by Frank Leon February 24, 2006

carpet babies

Carpet Babies are produced when a man without any premaditated thought begins to jerk off while watching BodyShaping on ESPN or some soft core porn on Cinemax at 3 am. Right when reaching the point of climax he realizes he has no towels or kleenexes so he drops his load on the floor.

Hey you dumbass I just stepped on your carpet babies. Don't sweat it I'll make more.

by I.B. Noone March 16, 2004

dingle babies

dried-crusty seaman left covering ones vajina. The sick cousin of dingle berries exept harder to see there for usualy end up in some drunk guys mouth .

Every thing was going great at the red parrot until I took that girl home and got a face full of dingle babies

by chef killa s October 12, 2010

Baboes

an overweight Asian baby
must be +10 pounds at birth
instead of crying it roars

A:Look the chink just had a baboes!!
Baboes: ROAR!!!

by fasterplaster123 November 13, 2009

eat babies

or to eat one's babies, vb.
To do well, to triumph over someone
to humiliate someone

How'd the debate go?
Oh, man! I ate their babies! They looked so sad.

by Hanz Von Steiner March 9, 2005

Gay Babies

People that play Fortnite

Someone: Is Fortnite for Gay Babies?
Someone Else: Yes.
Someone: *looks up on Google: What game do gay babies play*
Google: Fortnite
Someone: Ok.

by BoomBlox July 15, 2018

sewer babies

1. Semen

2. Ejaculation or cumming.

I was whipping up a batch of sewer babies last night when she walked in.

by WillieMakit22 April 12, 2007