boyfriend

Litterally means a cockblocker. Her boyfriend is an excuse to reject you politely.

"hi girl, wanna go for a ride?"
"I have a boyfriend."
"Oh that's ok, I'm not jealous."
- @skaruts in a YouTube comment

boyfriend by anonymous May 12, 2026

Boyfriend material 

A guy who has the right qualities in order for him to be your boyfriend. By saying a guy is "boyfriend material", you are saying that he is indeed datable by your standards.

Wow, I hung out with Mark last night and he was caring, funny, and handsome as hell. He's definitely boyfriend material.

Boyfriend material by Afoxofflames April 22, 2017

boyfriend penis

a penis of respectable but not extraordinary size, and therefore a penis that a partner would want inside one's genitals on a regular basis and with varying intensity

"Don't worry, baby, you got a boyfriend penis. It means I'll let you do more with it."

boyfriend penis by DongSwanson February 18, 2015

boyfriend.xml

Friday night funkin

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boyfriend.xml by ewjmjajcdskvs March 2, 2021

boyfriend weather 

Refers to weather that is rainy and winter-ish. The typical weather in which single girls usually wish they were in a relationship so that they could cuddle with their crush.

Bronwyn: Oh my word, it's the middle of summer and it's so cold today! This rain is making me freeze my ass off.

Lily: This is typical boyfriend weather. *sigh*

boyfriend weather by GirlUndefined August 31, 2012

Boyfriend without benefits 

Being treated as if you were a boyfriend in all the emotional ways, but not in the physical ways

Dan is now boyfriend without benefits with Michelle since she decided they should stop dating and be "just friends."

Boyfriend without benefits by gtbarry November 19, 2007

boyfriend dick 

The kind of dick you can ride every night because it fits just right.

His boyfriend dick makes me feel like Goldilocks. It's juuuuust right.

boyfriend dick by BFD2016 July 3, 2016