Assbergers

A reall smart autistic jackass

"You must have assbergers, you fucking cunt"

by TheThiccAsshole January 3, 2024

ASSPERGERING

When you are doing a chick doggy style and are so enamored with her butthole, you stare at it like a socially inept autistic kid with severe Aspergers.

My friend is addicted to porn, and he riffles thru the porn asspergering at the girls' buttholes.

by 19badbunnies January 9, 2024

Assvertisement

A horrendous advertisement that'll make you think it came straight from hell, often sexual or clickbaity in nature

"Bro I keep getting these shitty ads, I'm sick of all these assvertisements"

by thedebtcollector November 13, 2023

assier

Just a cool dude that is obsesed with abinas

assier is relly cool

by superme1903 November 22, 2023

Assness

The quality of being immensely ineffective at said task.

Person 1: Person 2 you're cheating.
Person 2: Bro your assness is immaculate.

by XeerOh February 22, 2024

Assnemisis

A condition that impacts or affects the anus or rectum. Examples: internal or external hemorrhoids, anal fistulas, or any anal lesion or skin tag.

Today I had my assnemisis removed and i feel my life is turning around.

by DJ Pho August 1, 2025

Asster

A more formal way to say ass eater.

You can tell Tim is an asster. His breath smelled today!

by C_dog_69 September 17, 2025